HELLO WHO ARE YOU

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I love you Michael

I do not believe in God. I do not belong to any religion. I don’t care what happens when I die. I just hope they have Wifi there. I do not believe in any higher being. But if there is anything in my life that I somewhat worship it would definitely have to be Michael Jackson. Five years ago today Michael Jackson passed away. Today we celebrate his life. Lets listen to his music. And remember him for the King he truly is.

Rest In Peace Michael Jackson

NotSoBeauty Queen

Oh and here’s another one of those ‘I did it for the money’ kinda things.

Tele TV Magazin yo

Do nuns even shave?!

Did I mention that I was in numerous embarrassing commercials?! Well anyway, here is one of them! (I’m the nun..duh)

Party Pooper

I still think Pinatas would be a lot more fun if they would scream in agony every time you hit them

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It’s so hot in the Vie

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Never Let Go

 Have an interview over Skype tomorrow and just realised I should probably change my skype name from FUQHOLES to Laman or something

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Oh that Clock!

Being the girlfriend of a music producer means your boyfriend gets to make a cool alarm ringtone for you!

I chose that one morning scene from Cinderella cuz I’m a baller like that.

Your kid looks fine, OK?!

So annoying when you meet someone you know and you don’t know what to talk about so you ask them about their kid and they tell you all these boring stories it’s like hey I only wanna know if your kid is alive man

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Hakuna my tatas

god i hope my kid won’t be a morning person

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It tastes like feet

Three days ago my boyfriend bought me cookies from Spar called ‘Cookies Bakery -Creamy Cookie by DeBeukelaer

The box was kinda cute and each cookie was packed into these funky newspaper pockets (total waste of paper but hey). The minute I bit into that cookie, I knew there was a reason they put so much effort into the packaging and the look in general. Those are by far the worst cookies I have ever had. It tastes bland, slightly papery and basically just shit.

If one of you comes forward and tells me I am wrong about these cookies, then I will personally do nothing about that.

Just go to Subway and get yourself some REAL cookies!

You’re welcome!

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