HELLO WHO ARE YOU

Dammit Marco Prokopetz, how can you be so friggin good at the internets! Thank you, yet again, for this gem.

Vagina.

Perfection personified

I planned to post something very silly for April Fools Day, but sadly it just doesn’t feel right this year.

I want to dedicate this post to Oliver Jinks who passed away on the 29th of March 2015.

At school we were both a bit shy around each other, but online we chatted about funny things and about life and about more funny things. He wrote a great article on my blog called Brazil’s Glory and he planned to write another one for me eventually… an article ‘less serious, more silly but still thoughtful’. His article is definitely the best thing on my blog and I can never compete with his way of writing and his wit and his knowledge.

Thank you Oliver. We all love you and miss you very much and we will definitely never forget you.

See you on the flipside my good dude xx

A very interesting documentary about a young girl with a very troubled past.

‘In 2004, Cyntoia Brown was arrested for the murder of a 43-year-old man. Cyntoia was a prostitute and he was her client. Film-maker Daniel Birman was granted unique access to Cyntoia from the week of her arrest, throughout her trial and over a period of six years.’

I highly recommend you all to watch this Vice documentary.

“On Chicago’s West Side, there is a school for the city’s most at-risk youth — the Moses Montefiore Academy. Most of the students at Montefiore have been kicked out of other schools for aggressive behavior, and many have been diagnosed with emotional disorders. Last Chance High takes viewers inside Montefiore’s classrooms and into the homes of students who are one mistake away from being locked up or committed to a mental hospital.”

Many of you who follow me on Instagram are familiar with the hashtag #Chefpaul. But who is #Chefpaul and what does he do?

#Chefpaul basically makes pizza all day to satisfy yours truly! And because I’m quite the pizza connoisseur myself (no one ever called me that) I think I can proudly say that he makes the best pizza in town!

Don’t believe me? See for yourself!

I mean look at that crust!!!!

#Chefpaul also makes his own pasta, Marillenknödel, ravioli.. you name it!

For more #Chefpaul food pics check out my Instagram!

P.S #Chefpaul makes his own pizza dough!

I am currently addicted to watching Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares (both UK and US episodes… US is more fun though because Gordon obviously hates them more)

So basically, the show is about how Gordon Ramsay visits failing restaurants in the UK/US and verbally abuses the (complete in denial) owners until they have a mental break down, and then he can finally proceed with redecorating the whole restaurant, redesigning the menu and even bringing in his own chefs.

Its amazing. There is a lot of drama involved to keep you entertained and hey, who doesn’t want to watch Gordon Ramsey call a grumpy lesbian a ‘cunt’?!

My personal favorite episode is definitely Amy’s Baking Company.

I wanna party with Amy and her husband soooo bad!

You MUST watch this!

A million years ago… THIS happened! (Click on the THIS button.. duh)

You wouldn’t believe how many freakazoids tried to add me on Facebook after that was published.

Oh well.

P:S These two pics below were not published as part of the series.

(1:35pm) God: Yo Abraham

(1:37pm) Abe: sup

(1:38pm) God: Need u to kill ur son

(1:42pm) Abe: k

(4:02pm) God: jk lol

(4:10pm) God: u there?

– Blind Chow